A beginner trying to take on a hard project

[raMANN]

So i'm very new to computer programming and have much to learn. For my first project though, i would like to make a program using visual basic that looks like a normal program but has a hidden encryption breaker in it. I would like this to install Skype on my friends computer (since he hates skype and i'd be funny to have my first program troll him hella hard) so question is how do i go about doing this?

[Kulverstukas]

You go about this by starting from simple things, if you're a beginner, this (whatever it is, I have no idea what you said) would be hard to begin with.

[Darkvision]

i would advise learning to bypass proxywalls so that you can pull skype in through the fireport and deluminate the encryption with a pixelcracker.

[HTH]

Now without a less autistic version of your program specifications my best advice is to look into how file binders work.

[kenjoe41]

Now without a less autistic version of your program specifications my best advice is to look into how file binders work.

Yes file binders for if you expect not to have network access, but if your friend isn't that too much tech hence he doesn't have that firewall tightened up, then you could grab skype of the internetz.
I don't know where the encryption breaking comes in here and what are you planning to break but unless you want to starv off his really nice GPU, this might be a fagtron waste of time though i believe you will find a way to do it.

Next time do google please. 
Finally, i think the best answer was to learn to program/code, read and google, then have some few brains around to be creative with the ideas you get from you googling.