WTF - Cant think of a better title

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http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/cps/5199432137.html

FREE COMPUTER / ELECTRONICS HELP FOR A WOMAN
I'm 33, have an engineering degree from one of the top universities in the world. I'm smart, successful, well-traveled and intelligent.

I would love to help you with your electronics, fix your computer or help you around the house with whatever you need...for free.

What's the catch, you ask?

I'd like to be able to do these things around your house while you hover nude or semi-nude around me. No touching / contact is expected on my part, but this fantasy has been a dream of mine for a while. We can talk about the details of this. Maybe you'll be more comfortable if I was in some state of undress as well for this, etc. Let's discuss.

I'm also willing to meet in public place for coffee or a drink beforehand if that will help you to feel more comfortable with the idea.
do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

I dunno what to say about this.

[Kulverstukas]

haha so he will fix your stuff for free, but while you go around him naked. I wish him luck finding someone on there, but you can never know...

[zenith]

I wish him luck finding someone on there, but you can never know...

How do you think I met my girlfriend?

[Axon]

This is stupid. Who would hover around a stranger in nudity?

[puddi]

This is stupid. Who would hover around a stranger in nudity?

a no good cheap ass skank?

i would totally do it if i wasn't a girl with a penis and makeup.